January 2010
72 posts
“The greater your capacity to love, the greater your capacity to feel the pain.”
– Jennifer Aniston | Submitted by twenty-one-secrets (via quote-book)
“You being silly does not translate into you being an airhead.”
– Nora Roberts (via quote-book)
How ironic is it that people choose not those who...
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14209.) Sometimes I wish there would be someone I...
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itshardtosaygoodbye:
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Barney: It’s funny, I had a drinking game based on Robin. But it was actually on Robin. I poured peach snobs in her belly button..
Ted: Dude,we agreed we didn’t do this.
Barney: Sorry, you’re right. She didn’t like it anyway. Said it woke her up.
Marshall: I’ve gotta make her jealous
Barney: Well that’s easy. Here’s the plan, step 1, sleep with Jenkins. Step 2, I sleep with Jenkins first. Step 3, we do step 2 first. I’m gonna go get started on step 2.
(Barney runs out of the bar)
I have 5 followers. COOOOL!!
[Barney tries to hit on MacLaren’s female bartender, Karina, as she sees her warmly receive other guys] Barney: Hey.Karina: What do you want?Barney: Drop the act, babydoll, did you wait-whaaat?Karina: Are you gonna order a drink, or are you just gonna stand there looking stupid?Barney: Um…Karina: I don’t know how to make an Um. Is that equal parts vodka and get the hell out of my...
“My suit gave its life for this cause and i will not rest until those,i mean...”
– Barney Stinson
“That girl that knew she wasn’t perfect, but tried to be perfect for you. The...”
